Quote from The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

The Eye of the Bedlam Bride · Paperback

On stage, the troll Author Steve Rowland bounces in circles, pretending his club is a hobby horse while he smacks his own ass. He suddenly drops the club and falls onto his side, clutching his face in pain.Doctor BonesRosemarie, you know the rules. Stop aiming for his face. If he loses an eye again, you're paying for the healer.RosemarieFuck off.