Princess Donut
12 quotes as speaker · 2 quotes as subject
As speaker (12)
- Cats don't drink cocktails. Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.
- I know you don't have to type in all caps. I've seen you do it before. It makes you sound like you are yelling. I AM YELLING CARL.
- Why would a stripper lie to me?
- Some of them were wearing little oversized jackets, like Baby Yoda. Adorable. I think you hit one with the cart.
- Okay, Jar Jar, listen...
- In the eternal words of my mulleted friend, Holger. You done stuck your pecker in the wrong beehive.
- Oh my god, Carl. It's porn. This is unauthorized derriere porn!
- Of course not, Carl. Why would I stop being a cat?
- I can't be held accountable for everything I've ever said to a stripper. I also told Damascus Steel he was Mongo's new daddy the last time I was there. Are you…
- HE HAS AN ERECTION, MORDECAI. IT'S VERY INAPPROPRIATE. MONGO IS APPALLED.
- This is an outrage!
- Look at how beautiful she is. She's like a vision of pure elegance. Yo! Whose dick do I gotta suck to get another drink? Christ.