Carl
7 quotes as speaker · 8 quotes as subject
As speaker (7)
- But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages? It's a three-pronged attack… subliminal, liminal, and super-liminal. Super-liminal? I'l…
- Goddamnit, Donut!
- Cats don't drink cocktails. Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.
- I know you don't have to type in all caps. I've seen you do it before. It makes you sound like you are yelling. I AM YELLING CARL.
- This train is running on dead babies.
- We can worry about the crab spooge quest later.
- I can't be held accountable for everything I've ever said to a stripper. I also told Damascus Steel he was Mongo's new daddy the last time I was there. Are you…
As subject (8)
- But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages? It's a three-pronged attack… subliminal, liminal, and super-liminal. Super-liminal? I'l…
- Cats don't drink cocktails. Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.
- I know you don't have to type in all caps. I've seen you do it before. It makes you sound like you are yelling. I AM YELLING CARL.
- Oh my god, Carl. It's porn. This is unauthorized derriere porn!
- Of course not, Carl. Why would I stop being a cat?
- And what was in that bucket? It looked like jizz. I hope we aren't going to be buying jizz. I got enough of that when Carl yanked off that crab.
- Carl, you idiotic, bumbling, feckless imbecile. You cad. You fool. You ruiner. Hear me now, for I am most upset with you. Your inept insurrection has caused me…
- You're not my favorite person right now, Daddy. First, you ain't killing that Li Na murderer, and now you're playing the bad guy in Dong's love story. We slugg…